Bridget finds her brother Jeremy in a closet attempting suicide. Again. Determined to help him find some kind of happiness, she loiters around grocery stores looking for his potential wife. Bridget’s search affirms what she already believes: that there are couples practically everywhere. Eventually finding her way into the razor blade aisle, she meets the misanthropic and moping Chloe … and her plans to stage a happily-ever-after are finally set. This millenial anti-romcom play is translated from Rébecca Déraspe's Deux ans de votre vie.